About

Welcome to bcracker.com. Before I say anything else, I would like to clear up the fact that the site name is in no way meant to be offensive. I first came up with this name when I was a youngling opening up a box of tastebud erupting saltine crackers. Yum. As the years went by, and I was introduced into the hacker scene, the meaning changed from those delicious salt havers, to a hard-core, I-don”t-give-a-Shitsle, hacker. A.K.A Cracker. Kapish?

Now that we have that cleared up, my name is David. David The Great. I am currently a lot years old minus a little lot. I was introduced to the hacking scene many a year ago, and since then I”ve been shoving knowledge down my throat like a homeless guy with a box of chocolates. In this blog, I plan on taking some of that knowledge I”ve imprinted into my brain over the many sleepless nights and put it onto your lambent LCD screen. Or plasma screen, or if you”re cheap that other bulky stuff.

Time to grab a red bull, some cookies, think about how many pounds I”m going to gain over night, how I should jog it off the next morning, how I”m probablly not going to, think about what a run-on sentence this is, and what to write the next blog post about.

Cheers.

Buddy's the Great.
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